The Great Doodles Hunter

Dusty Doodles Reporting!!


Da momma is giving us new cookies now! See, with all the dog food recalls and stuff, she got scared to feed us those cookies she buys at the dog store. She was making us cookies and those are pretty good, but it's too hot now for her to start the food safe (she calls it an oven). So, she starting looking around for something that we could have for cookies. She tried greenie beans and those are okay, but who wants to work for greenie beans?? One day she came home with a big bag of these. She calls them animul cookies, which is okay, cuz Doodles thinks that Huskies are animuls. Da momma has to be careful with what she gives us cuz Meanie Shonee has allergies to stuff and she won't bring things into the house that Meanie Shonee could get and get sick on. Doodles guesses she checked these out and they won't hurt Meanie Shonee.

Now when we gets our cookies Da momma tells us what wes are eating. She'll say "Doodles, eat a whino" or "Doodles have a wabbit". It makes Doodles feel like he's a big Husky Hunter!! I gets to eat all kinds of things!! Funny though, they just taste like crackers. Must be like one of those hooman things where they say things taste like chicken!

Today is the big bang day for hoomans. I think it's stooopid. Doodles is not afraid of big bangs or the lights, but Whiskey is. We don't have big bangs out here too often, unless someone is hunting jacks or something. See we live way out in the country, with just cowdogs and their cowpups as neighbors. Oh yeah, there are some other hoomans too, but not too many. We also live in wildfire land, so most hoomans aren't stoopid enough to light those bang things out here cuz it would start a fire and Doodles doesn't like fires. When Da momma hears anyone lighting off those bang things, she calls the firehoomans and poolicehoomans and they come and take the peoples to jail. It's serious stuff out here in wildland fire zone. Doodles hopes no one tries it tonight, everything out here, except for my yard, is brown and Da momma says would go up like a match -- whatever that is.

Everyhusky, doglet and others, please be careful tonight. DO NOT run away from the noise. Da momma says that the 4 days after big bang day is the busiest in doggy jail because of run away dogs and doglets. Don't let it be you! Stay in your yards and in your houses, Doodles knows you might be scared, but it will be over soon and when Huskies rule the world we will outlaw big bang things.

Doodles Out!