Dusty Doodles Reporting!
Diets suck. Diets are stoopid. Doodles doesn't like diets. Do you know that I hardly get any foods and only green beanies for desert?? Once a day those stoopid hoomans give me A cookie. That's right, ONE cookie. That is stoopid. I have been eating more olives then ever trying to get my tummy filled up. Da momma thinks they might not be on my diet and so before she finds out, my goal is to eat them all up. I have 2 olive trees in my pen -- that's a lot of olives!!
Doodles has tried reasoning with the hoomans, but they don't understand huskytalk. I woo and they woo back, but their woo's are stoopid stuff. I'll say something like, "Doodles has been really good, how about a cookie please" and when they woo back, they say "The sun is dark tonight". It just really makes no sense and I am sick of it. Doodles is thinking I will run away to some other husky's house, some place they have cookies and bones and good stuffs.
Now SadieMae, my cousin, is threatening to come and visit and eat all my cookies!! That is totally not fair and Doodles doesn't like it. Whiskey makes fun of me and makes my fluffies jiggle and then she laughs as me.
Meanwhile, Da momma says she thinks I am less jiggly tonight and Doodles say that he is shrinking and shrinking and pretty soon, if he doesn't get some cookies or more foods, he is just gonna up and shrink away and be gone.
I think I'm going to Kansas. I hear good things about Kansas and I bet they have lots of cookies there.
Doodles Out!
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Dr. Brenda
Dusty Doodles Reporting!
So, Doodles had to go to Dr. Brenda for my checkup and my shots. We had to take Whiskey, cuz she's a wussy dog and can't stay by herself yet. That was okay, cuz she didn't get to see Dr. Brenda, she had to sit in the waiting room.
So we gets there, oh Da momma made Da dad put the cold air thing on in the car so Doodles wouldn't get to hot. But any ways, we gets there and it was very sad. There was another dog there that Dr. Brenda was sending to The Bridge, so Doodles had to wait a very long time for his hoomans to say good bye to him.
Finally Linda, my favorite nursie, told Da momma to get me on the scale. That was no fun. See, I knew I had gained a couple of fluffies since my last visit, cuz you know, I have to help Whiskey eat her cookies and Doodles has to have his Otter Pops and stuff. Well, Da momma nearly fell over and told Nursie Linda to check the scale and re-weigh me. I don't know what it said, but it was a lot of fluffies.
Then a new girl came over to steal my blood right there in the waiting room. Remember the other dog was going to The Bridge in the examination room, so I couldn't go in there. This new girl stuck my leg 3 times. YES THREE TIMES and no blood would come out. I woo'd and told them that I gave at the office, but they didn't believe Doodles. So then, Da momma says ENOUGH -- and told them to get the clippers. See with my winter fluffies the new girl couldn't find my bloods. I think she was stoopid. Anyway Nursie Linda agreed with Da momma and made the new girl get the clippers. THEN THEY STOLE MY FURS!!! A whole big patch of my furs!! But then the new girl was able to steal my bloods. They needed it for my bloods tests. I heards them tell Da momma that they was normals.
Finally, after like forever, Dr. Brenda comes out -- she sent the other dog to The Bridge -- and told Da Momma that she could bring me back to the Treatment room for my exam. Dr. Brenda checked me out real good and I kissed her and then woo'd in her ear. I was telling her a secret. She can't tell you because of doctor patient confidentiality. But, get this, she told Da momma's that I had the JIGGLES!!!! See I have so much fur that she couldn't feel the extra fluffies on me, but she JIGGLED me and Doodles JIGGLED really bad. Da momma was all upset and said that word. You know that word -- 'obese'. Dr. Brenda said Doodles wasn't 'obese', but I was 'chunky'. I liked that word. UNTIL she said the next word which was DIET!!! Da momma agreed with her and said she would put Doodles on a DIET!!! And then Da momma told me no more cookies and no more Otter Pops. YES, you read that right -- NO cookies and NO Otter Pops for Doodles. Dr. Brenda said Doodles has to lose 10 lbs. Now, Doodles doesn't know how much fluffies 10 lbs equates to -- but it sounds horrible!! AND NO COOKIES!!!
Da momma talked to Dr. Brenda for a while longer, but I don't remember what they said cuz I was in SHOCK!!! NO COOKIES!!!! NO OTTER POPS!!!!
As we were leaving Dr. Brenda and then Nursie Linda both gave me a cookie and that was good. But Da momma told me to enjoy them cuz there'd be no more for a long time! NO COOKIES!!!!
When we gots home it was time for dinner and Da dad didn't give me all my foods. He said it was cuz of the diet. Doodles doesn't like this diet thing and I want it to go away. NO COOKIES!!! AND I don't get all my foods. How fair is that???
It's been a couple of days now and I'm still not getting all my foods and I haven't had not even one cookie. Da momma felt sorry for me and gave me some greenie beanies though and I like those -- but not as well as cookies.
That's it for now.
Doodles Out!!
So, Doodles had to go to Dr. Brenda for my checkup and my shots. We had to take Whiskey, cuz she's a wussy dog and can't stay by herself yet. That was okay, cuz she didn't get to see Dr. Brenda, she had to sit in the waiting room.
So we gets there, oh Da momma made Da dad put the cold air thing on in the car so Doodles wouldn't get to hot. But any ways, we gets there and it was very sad. There was another dog there that Dr. Brenda was sending to The Bridge, so Doodles had to wait a very long time for his hoomans to say good bye to him.
Finally Linda, my favorite nursie, told Da momma to get me on the scale. That was no fun. See, I knew I had gained a couple of fluffies since my last visit, cuz you know, I have to help Whiskey eat her cookies and Doodles has to have his Otter Pops and stuff. Well, Da momma nearly fell over and told Nursie Linda to check the scale and re-weigh me. I don't know what it said, but it was a lot of fluffies.
Then a new girl came over to steal my blood right there in the waiting room. Remember the other dog was going to The Bridge in the examination room, so I couldn't go in there. This new girl stuck my leg 3 times. YES THREE TIMES and no blood would come out. I woo'd and told them that I gave at the office, but they didn't believe Doodles. So then, Da momma says ENOUGH -- and told them to get the clippers. See with my winter fluffies the new girl couldn't find my bloods. I think she was stoopid. Anyway Nursie Linda agreed with Da momma and made the new girl get the clippers. THEN THEY STOLE MY FURS!!! A whole big patch of my furs!! But then the new girl was able to steal my bloods. They needed it for my bloods tests. I heards them tell Da momma that they was normals.
Finally, after like forever, Dr. Brenda comes out -- she sent the other dog to The Bridge -- and told Da Momma that she could bring me back to the Treatment room for my exam. Dr. Brenda checked me out real good and I kissed her and then woo'd in her ear. I was telling her a secret. She can't tell you because of doctor patient confidentiality. But, get this, she told Da momma's that I had the JIGGLES!!!! See I have so much fur that she couldn't feel the extra fluffies on me, but she JIGGLED me and Doodles JIGGLED really bad. Da momma was all upset and said that word. You know that word -- 'obese'. Dr. Brenda said Doodles wasn't 'obese', but I was 'chunky'. I liked that word. UNTIL she said the next word which was DIET!!! Da momma agreed with her and said she would put Doodles on a DIET!!! And then Da momma told me no more cookies and no more Otter Pops. YES, you read that right -- NO cookies and NO Otter Pops for Doodles. Dr. Brenda said Doodles has to lose 10 lbs. Now, Doodles doesn't know how much fluffies 10 lbs equates to -- but it sounds horrible!! AND NO COOKIES!!!
Da momma talked to Dr. Brenda for a while longer, but I don't remember what they said cuz I was in SHOCK!!! NO COOKIES!!!! NO OTTER POPS!!!!
As we were leaving Dr. Brenda and then Nursie Linda both gave me a cookie and that was good. But Da momma told me to enjoy them cuz there'd be no more for a long time! NO COOKIES!!!!
When we gots home it was time for dinner and Da dad didn't give me all my foods. He said it was cuz of the diet. Doodles doesn't like this diet thing and I want it to go away. NO COOKIES!!! AND I don't get all my foods. How fair is that???
It's been a couple of days now and I'm still not getting all my foods and I haven't had not even one cookie. Da momma felt sorry for me and gave me some greenie beanies though and I like those -- but not as well as cookies.
That's it for now.
Doodles Out!!
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Doodles is Sad and Mad
Dusty Doodles reporting!
I am so sorry I have not updated my blog before now, but Doodles has been busy and sad and mad and I didn't realize it had been so long. So Everyhusky, Everydog and FuFu, please forgive Doodles and he will try to be better and post a report every week.
So, where does Doodles begin?? Well, we gots rain and more rains, finally the rains came. Doodles was just making my muddy holes really good, when Da dad came with MORE straw! Now, those hoomans already brought the straw in for the winter and Doodles had it all distributed just right, so I had dry spots and muddy holes. Those stoopid hoomans thought Doodles and Whiskey looked too muddy and brought in more straw. Let me ask you Everyhusky, can you ever look too muddy?? See Doodles didn't think so either, so it made Doodles very mad. No kisses for Da dad or Da mom.
Then, the rain stopped. And now Doodles has all this straw and no rain to soften it up and make it eatible. Hoomans are so stoopid. Da momma says it's gonna rain in a few days, but Doodles isn't so sure.
Then, get this -- this made Doodles so sad. Da momma and Da dad got these big hooman men to come and they stole our comfy couch that wrapped around the whole room. Our couch was very comfy and it would fit all of us on it, plus the hoomans too. It's gone. They stoled it and put it in a big truck and took it away. Doodles watched them do it. No more big, comfy, wrap around the whole room couch. Those same big men guys brought into our house this little dinky couch thing and these cliner chair, as Da dad calls it. This couch is pretty comfy, but not at comfy as our old one and if Whiskey and Doodle both lays on it, there is no room for Da momma. Now what fun is that?? I need Da momma for my pillow and to give belly rubs when I turn upside down. There's no room for her if Whiskey in lounging too?? AND they are being real protective of the new couch. They have it covered in blankies, which is nice, but still, Doodles would like to sniff the real thing and not our old blankets. AND Doodles has been having to sleep in his crate, cuz Da dad says he can't trust me after they found the bite that Whiskey took out of their bed sheet things. Yup, you read that right, Whiskey took a bite out of the flannel, softie sheet things on the big bed and Doodles gets blamed for it!!! So now Doodles has to sleep in the crate instead of on the couch. What's wrong with that picture?? Sure, Whiskey has always slept in her crate since she first came her, but she's a dumb girl and girls don't know how to act right. But Doodles hasn't had to sleep in his crate, except for when Da dad was sick, since he was a puppy. Doodles is a big dog now, not a puppy and this isn't right. I think I might have to employ Meeshka and her legal stuff to do a number on my humans. I swear, I didn't take a bite out of those sheetie things and Doodles needs to sleep on the couch, even if it's not the comfy wrap around couch.
Doodles is so mad and then sad too, cuz we lost that good couch and those big guys stoled it and now all we's got is the dinky couch that I can't sleep on.
Well that's all I gots for today, I promise to update more often and let you know about my friends.
Doodles out!
I am so sorry I have not updated my blog before now, but Doodles has been busy and sad and mad and I didn't realize it had been so long. So Everyhusky, Everydog and FuFu, please forgive Doodles and he will try to be better and post a report every week.
So, where does Doodles begin?? Well, we gots rain and more rains, finally the rains came. Doodles was just making my muddy holes really good, when Da dad came with MORE straw! Now, those hoomans already brought the straw in for the winter and Doodles had it all distributed just right, so I had dry spots and muddy holes. Those stoopid hoomans thought Doodles and Whiskey looked too muddy and brought in more straw. Let me ask you Everyhusky, can you ever look too muddy?? See Doodles didn't think so either, so it made Doodles very mad. No kisses for Da dad or Da mom.
Then, the rain stopped. And now Doodles has all this straw and no rain to soften it up and make it eatible. Hoomans are so stoopid. Da momma says it's gonna rain in a few days, but Doodles isn't so sure.
Then, get this -- this made Doodles so sad. Da momma and Da dad got these big hooman men to come and they stole our comfy couch that wrapped around the whole room. Our couch was very comfy and it would fit all of us on it, plus the hoomans too. It's gone. They stoled it and put it in a big truck and took it away. Doodles watched them do it. No more big, comfy, wrap around the whole room couch. Those same big men guys brought into our house this little dinky couch thing and these cliner chair, as Da dad calls it. This couch is pretty comfy, but not at comfy as our old one and if Whiskey and Doodle both lays on it, there is no room for Da momma. Now what fun is that?? I need Da momma for my pillow and to give belly rubs when I turn upside down. There's no room for her if Whiskey in lounging too?? AND they are being real protective of the new couch. They have it covered in blankies, which is nice, but still, Doodles would like to sniff the real thing and not our old blankets. AND Doodles has been having to sleep in his crate, cuz Da dad says he can't trust me after they found the bite that Whiskey took out of their bed sheet things. Yup, you read that right, Whiskey took a bite out of the flannel, softie sheet things on the big bed and Doodles gets blamed for it!!! So now Doodles has to sleep in the crate instead of on the couch. What's wrong with that picture?? Sure, Whiskey has always slept in her crate since she first came her, but she's a dumb girl and girls don't know how to act right. But Doodles hasn't had to sleep in his crate, except for when Da dad was sick, since he was a puppy. Doodles is a big dog now, not a puppy and this isn't right. I think I might have to employ Meeshka and her legal stuff to do a number on my humans. I swear, I didn't take a bite out of those sheetie things and Doodles needs to sleep on the couch, even if it's not the comfy wrap around couch.
Doodles is so mad and then sad too, cuz we lost that good couch and those big guys stoled it and now all we's got is the dinky couch that I can't sleep on.
Well that's all I gots for today, I promise to update more often and let you know about my friends.
Doodles out!
Friday, February 02, 2007
Queen Meeshka Day!
Dusty Doodles reporting!!
It's turning summer here already and we haven't even had mud season yet! The talking box says it's gonna be almost 80 on Sunday! Doodles need rain, so I can have mud!! If you have rain, please send it to Doodles -- ok??
I have a great idea! For all of us in Hula-hoop. We need to have a Queen Meeshka day where we honor her supreme Fluffiness and do the claw to our humans. Doodles says it should be on February 14, because that's the heart day on the human calendars and all of us Hula-hoopers are totally in heart with Queen Meeshka. Plus, I think it will brighten her day because you know she's like getting ignored and stuff due to the Spineless Sammy recovery. So everyone in favor of it, drop me a line and then we will make sure on Heart Day -- February 14th, we will do our best to look our complete fluffiest, claw our humans and try to sleep on their heads! Doodles will also send Meeshka a special heart day message on that day to let her know what her faithful Hula-hoopers are doing for her!
Whatcha all say???
Meeshka, if you read this -- yes, I stoled a picture from your blog -- forgive me okay????
Doodles Out!
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Mr. Bob and Blogger is Stupid!
DustyDoodles reporting!!
First of all, Blogger is stupid. I had this wonderful post and it didn't upload it and instead ate it -- how stupid is that??? Doodles is beginning to hate blogger.
Now, Doodles wants to say a BIG ThankWOOO to Althea for sending me the codie stuff to center my HuskyBlogs codie thing. It looks so pretty now!!! THANKWOOO Althea!! Da sister is being really mean and not helping me with this codie stuff, so next time she visits Doodles is going to do the bitey thing really hard to her and teach her a lesson! When Doodles needs Da sister, Doodles NEEDS Da sister!! Althea, you saved the day!!!
This is Mr. Bob. He came to visit. See this is what happened...Da momma was on the porch with meanie Shonee and Tundra and all of a sudden Mr. Bob came out of the bushes and started walking down our perimeter fence (on the outside). Meanie Shonee ran into the yard and got a smell of Mr. Bob and ran to get Tundra. Tundra ran halfway across their pen and he got a whiff of Mr. Bob and Tundra ran up to the porch and barked for my friend, Omani to come out. My friend, Omani was sleeping in the house. My friend, Omani came running out and ran to the fence closest to where Mr. Bob was. Omani barked a "Identify yourself". Mr. Bob turned around and chuffed "I'm Bob CAT to you stupidhead". My friend, Omani got really mad and charged the fence, cuz he heard CAT and Mr. Bob called him a stupidhead. Mr. Bob just sauntered down the fence line, jumped the fence, crossed the street and disappeared into the pasture. Doodles and Whiskey watched from the far side of our pen, cuz I have never seen a CAT that was a big as Mr. Bob. In fact, I don't think Mr. Bob is a cat at all! Mr. Bob wasn't nice like the Yippers, or the Cowdogs or even Stinkycats. Mr. Bob was really grumpy and mean and Doodles didn't want to play with him or nothings. I hope if Mr. Bob comes back, he changes his attitude or somethings. Doodles is, however, very proud of Omani and he is the bravest of his whole pack. Doodles thinks my friend, Omani, should get a medal or something for being so brave.
The icy is all gone now. Wooooo! It's not too warm out, the talking box said 30's at night and 40's during the day. Just the right daytime temperature for a afternoon nap under the tree! I miss the icy though and I had gotten really good at breaking up the icy in my water bucket. See if you run in to it full blast if makes it crack and then if you jump on it, the waters break through! It was fun!! Oh well, maybe the icy will come back soon.
Da dad is almost back to normal. Da momma says Doodles still can't jump on him, but he played chase with Doodles and Whiskey and he even played wrestle with us! Doodles is so glad to have Da dad back to normal -- well expect for the jumping on him part.
Well better end this, Whiskey is driving me nuts and Doodles needs to go make her run now!
Doodles Out!!
First of all, Blogger is stupid. I had this wonderful post and it didn't upload it and instead ate it -- how stupid is that??? Doodles is beginning to hate blogger.
Now, Doodles wants to say a BIG ThankWOOO to Althea for sending me the codie stuff to center my HuskyBlogs codie thing. It looks so pretty now!!! THANKWOOO Althea!! Da sister is being really mean and not helping me with this codie stuff, so next time she visits Doodles is going to do the bitey thing really hard to her and teach her a lesson! When Doodles needs Da sister, Doodles NEEDS Da sister!! Althea, you saved the day!!!
This is Mr. Bob. He came to visit. See this is what happened...Da momma was on the porch with meanie Shonee and Tundra and all of a sudden Mr. Bob came out of the bushes and started walking down our perimeter fence (on the outside). Meanie Shonee ran into the yard and got a smell of Mr. Bob and ran to get Tundra. Tundra ran halfway across their pen and he got a whiff of Mr. Bob and Tundra ran up to the porch and barked for my friend, Omani to come out. My friend, Omani was sleeping in the house. My friend, Omani came running out and ran to the fence closest to where Mr. Bob was. Omani barked a "Identify yourself". Mr. Bob turned around and chuffed "I'm Bob CAT to you stupidhead". My friend, Omani got really mad and charged the fence, cuz he heard CAT and Mr. Bob called him a stupidhead. Mr. Bob just sauntered down the fence line, jumped the fence, crossed the street and disappeared into the pasture. Doodles and Whiskey watched from the far side of our pen, cuz I have never seen a CAT that was a big as Mr. Bob. In fact, I don't think Mr. Bob is a cat at all! Mr. Bob wasn't nice like the Yippers, or the Cowdogs or even Stinkycats. Mr. Bob was really grumpy and mean and Doodles didn't want to play with him or nothings. I hope if Mr. Bob comes back, he changes his attitude or somethings. Doodles is, however, very proud of Omani and he is the bravest of his whole pack. Doodles thinks my friend, Omani, should get a medal or something for being so brave.
The icy is all gone now. Wooooo! It's not too warm out, the talking box said 30's at night and 40's during the day. Just the right daytime temperature for a afternoon nap under the tree! I miss the icy though and I had gotten really good at breaking up the icy in my water bucket. See if you run in to it full blast if makes it crack and then if you jump on it, the waters break through! It was fun!! Oh well, maybe the icy will come back soon.
Da dad is almost back to normal. Da momma says Doodles still can't jump on him, but he played chase with Doodles and Whiskey and he even played wrestle with us! Doodles is so glad to have Da dad back to normal -- well expect for the jumping on him part.
Well better end this, Whiskey is driving me nuts and Doodles needs to go make her run now!
Doodles Out!!
Monday, January 15, 2007
I DID IT!!! DOODLES DID IT!!!
Dusty Doodles Reporting!!!
I did IT!!! I got my codie things up there -- the Husky Blog ring isn't centered, and I don't know how to do that -- but it's there!!!
Don't tell anydog but I stole some of it from stupid Da sister's page and Sadie Mae's page!!
BUT I DID IT!!!
DoInG tHe HaPpY hUsKy DaNcE!!!!
woooowooooowoooooo!!!!!
Doodles Out!!!
I did IT!!! I got my codie things up there -- the Husky Blog ring isn't centered, and I don't know how to do that -- but it's there!!!
Don't tell anydog but I stole some of it from stupid Da sister's page and Sadie Mae's page!!
BUT I DID IT!!!
DoInG tHe HaPpY hUsKy DaNcE!!!!
woooowooooowoooooo!!!!!
Doodles Out!!!
Blogger and Da Sister are Stupid
Dusty Doodles reporting!
It's still icy here! I still love it!! Not many of my wild friends have been visiting, I'm sure because it's too cold for them and they are prolly in their dens or something.
Blogger is stupid. Doodles cannot figure out how to load up my Meeshka label or Dogs with Blogs or anything like that and make it into a clickable link. It's stupid. I asked Da momma to help me, but she looked at me like I was sick or something. I emailed Da sister and she hasn't even emailed me back. Da momma says something about her being to busy to help Doodles. She's stupid too.
If anyone can help, please email me. I just don't know what to do!!!!!!
Doodles Out!
It's still icy here! I still love it!! Not many of my wild friends have been visiting, I'm sure because it's too cold for them and they are prolly in their dens or something.
Blogger is stupid. Doodles cannot figure out how to load up my Meeshka label or Dogs with Blogs or anything like that and make it into a clickable link. It's stupid. I asked Da momma to help me, but she looked at me like I was sick or something. I emailed Da sister and she hasn't even emailed me back. Da momma says something about her being to busy to help Doodles. She's stupid too.
If anyone can help, please email me. I just don't know what to do!!!!!!
Doodles Out!
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Happy New Year! And All That Stuff!!
Dusty Doodles Reporting!!
Soory it's been so long everydog, everyhusky and others! This post will prolly be really long, so Doodles can catch yous up on stuff.
Santa Paws Day -- Santa Paws did it again!! Doodles just doesn't know how he operates! I waited outside ALL night long and I never saw him and yet, when I comed in the house, there was my PRESENTS!!! Doodles and Whiskey gots lots of PRESENTS!!. We gots all kinds of COOKIES, stuffed toys, squeeky toys and even BONES!!! Santa Paws brought Doodles a stuffie snake, almost like the snake that I battled last summer. I been trying to kill it!
Da sister was here for Santa Paws Day and she brought Sadie. Sadie and Doodles woo'd and barked, but we couldn't play cuz, of Da dad.
Da dad -- Da dad is almost all better now. He makes our foods and brings it to us and he has even play wrestled with me a time or two. Doodles is still being careful of his chest, cuz he says it still hurts him some. It's so nice to have Da dad back to almost normal.
Da momma -- Da momma is doing that workie thing 6 days a week. She says that Da dad's operation cost lots of dollars and that she has to work extra to pay for it. Doodles says she needs to use my special plastic card that she uses when Doodles goes to the Doctor. Da momma says that's only for us dogs for 'mergencies. Doodles misses Da momma when she's gone so much, so I been giving lots of kisses and stuff.
Hey everydog and everyhusky! We gots ICE and lots of ICE. See it don't snow here in California, and it rarely gets really, really cold. But for the past week, it's been down right frosty!!! Doodles LOVES it!! Da momma is letting Whiskey and Doodles stay outside at nights, because she says that the old dogs (that meanie Shonee, Tundra and my friend Omani) have to stay in out of the cold because they are so old and stuff. That's ok, Doodles would rather be outside in the ICE then in the hot, stuffy house!! I don't even use my outside house -- although Whiskey does -- she's such a wimp. Doodles has been sleeping just right out next to the water bucket! It has been so cold and ICY that Da momma has to break up our waters in the morning and then a couple of other times during the day. I heard her tell Da sister on the phone that there was almost 2 inches of ice in our buckets! I don't know much about that snow stuff, but if it's anything like this ice -- I want it!!! This morning Da momma brought our breakfasts out to us and she took her gloves off to feel my tummy to make sure I wasn't too cold or anything. I grrrrrrrd at her -- her hands were really cold on my warm tummy!! She checked my ears too and then Whiskey. But Whiskey didn't grrrrrr at her or anything. We gots to come in the house right after breakfast though and we'll be in all day!!!
Doodles finally did it...I updated to the new blogger! What that means is all the great codie stuff Da sister did for me is gone. All my links are gone. Doodles is sad about that, but I like the new layout and I thought it was appropriate for a new year and all! I'm gonna write to Da sister and have her re-do my codie. Da momma says she doesn't have school tomorrow, so I'ms thinking that she could do it today or tomorrow. And I don't remember who is linked to me and who I used to be linked to -- so if you are linked to me, let me know and I'll put you up on my links. If you want me to link to you, let me know that too!!
Meanwhile, you gets not much in links and pretty codie stuff. I'll work on it.
Well, better so bribe a cookie off of Da momma -- see she's feeling guilty about Doodles and Whiskey sleeping outside every night during this ICEY weather AND she feels guilty for all the workie thing -- so Doodles has to capitalize on that, cuz it means more COOKIES!!!
Doodles Out!
Soory it's been so long everydog, everyhusky and others! This post will prolly be really long, so Doodles can catch yous up on stuff.
Santa Paws Day -- Santa Paws did it again!! Doodles just doesn't know how he operates! I waited outside ALL night long and I never saw him and yet, when I comed in the house, there was my PRESENTS!!! Doodles and Whiskey gots lots of PRESENTS!!. We gots all kinds of COOKIES, stuffed toys, squeeky toys and even BONES!!! Santa Paws brought Doodles a stuffie snake, almost like the snake that I battled last summer. I been trying to kill it!
Da sister was here for Santa Paws Day and she brought Sadie. Sadie and Doodles woo'd and barked, but we couldn't play cuz, of Da dad.
Da dad -- Da dad is almost all better now. He makes our foods and brings it to us and he has even play wrestled with me a time or two. Doodles is still being careful of his chest, cuz he says it still hurts him some. It's so nice to have Da dad back to almost normal.
Da momma -- Da momma is doing that workie thing 6 days a week. She says that Da dad's operation cost lots of dollars and that she has to work extra to pay for it. Doodles says she needs to use my special plastic card that she uses when Doodles goes to the Doctor. Da momma says that's only for us dogs for 'mergencies. Doodles misses Da momma when she's gone so much, so I been giving lots of kisses and stuff.
Hey everydog and everyhusky! We gots ICE and lots of ICE. See it don't snow here in California, and it rarely gets really, really cold. But for the past week, it's been down right frosty!!! Doodles LOVES it!! Da momma is letting Whiskey and Doodles stay outside at nights, because she says that the old dogs (that meanie Shonee, Tundra and my friend Omani) have to stay in out of the cold because they are so old and stuff. That's ok, Doodles would rather be outside in the ICE then in the hot, stuffy house!! I don't even use my outside house -- although Whiskey does -- she's such a wimp. Doodles has been sleeping just right out next to the water bucket! It has been so cold and ICY that Da momma has to break up our waters in the morning and then a couple of other times during the day. I heard her tell Da sister on the phone that there was almost 2 inches of ice in our buckets! I don't know much about that snow stuff, but if it's anything like this ice -- I want it!!! This morning Da momma brought our breakfasts out to us and she took her gloves off to feel my tummy to make sure I wasn't too cold or anything. I grrrrrrrd at her -- her hands were really cold on my warm tummy!! She checked my ears too and then Whiskey. But Whiskey didn't grrrrrr at her or anything. We gots to come in the house right after breakfast though and we'll be in all day!!!
Doodles finally did it...I updated to the new blogger! What that means is all the great codie stuff Da sister did for me is gone. All my links are gone. Doodles is sad about that, but I like the new layout and I thought it was appropriate for a new year and all! I'm gonna write to Da sister and have her re-do my codie. Da momma says she doesn't have school tomorrow, so I'ms thinking that she could do it today or tomorrow. And I don't remember who is linked to me and who I used to be linked to -- so if you are linked to me, let me know and I'll put you up on my links. If you want me to link to you, let me know that too!!
Meanwhile, you gets not much in links and pretty codie stuff. I'll work on it.
Well, better so bribe a cookie off of Da momma -- see she's feeling guilty about Doodles and Whiskey sleeping outside every night during this ICEY weather AND she feels guilty for all the workie thing -- so Doodles has to capitalize on that, cuz it means more COOKIES!!!
Doodles Out!
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Merry Santa Paws Daze!
Dusty Doodles Reporting!Merry Santa Paws Daze to all my friends, both new and old!
Sorry it's been a while since Doodles has updated. With Da dad and everything, I almost don't wanna leave his side when I come in the house. I have been very good about being gentle, even Da dad says so. Da dad is getting better and he is making our foods now, but Da momma is feeding us still. That's okay, as long as Da dad makes my foods, it be fine. Da dad has even play wrestled with me a little. Doodles can't jump on Da dad, so we just play little play wrestle while I lay next to him on the couch. I know that is helping him get his strength back and stuff.
Hey, guess what?? It's now official!! I am an official member of the HULA hoop. Doodles was so excited to get his certificate that I danced the HaPpY hUsKy DaNcE!!!! WOOOWOOOOWOOO!!!
In other news, Da sister came last night with Sadie. Da momma says maybe tomorrow I can play with Sadie. See, because of Shonee, and our big fight, I don't always trust other dogs in person and sometimes I wants to fight them. Since Da dad isn't well yet, Da momma and Da sister don't want us to fight -- so Doodles has to be nice and make sure Whiskey doesn't play too rough with Sadie. You know labs aren't like us Huskies and they can break pretty easy and stuff.
So any ways, Da sister came and then she got sick and was up doing the horka thing almost all night. She horka'd today too, but she seems better now. Doodles wonders what makes hoomans horka. Do they eat grass too?? Or maybe bark or something??
In our house we have the indoor tree up. Doodles thinks he remembers that they call this the Christmas tree. I just know they won't let me pee on it and when I try to see who the presents are for, I get yelled at. But the indoor tree is up, it sure looks pretty, and that can only mean one thing --- SANTA PAWS IS COMING!!!!
Doodles can't wait for Santa Paws Daze and his presents. I want lots of cookies and toys and stuff. I hope Santa Paws brings them to me, cuz I been a really good boy.
Oh, I almost forgots -- we had ICE!! See here in Calyfornia, it don't ever snow. I know that makes Doodles sad too. But, we get ices sometimes and it iced really good for a whole week. So Whiskey and I pretended it was snows and we rolled in it and played in it and it felt sooooo very good. It's warmer now, because it's supposed to rain. I don't mind the rain, cuz that means mud. We have straw in our pen to help contain the mud and it works too -- but when Da momma put the straw out she made sure to leave us an area where it will get muddy. Doodles has to have mud, you know?!!!
I haven't seen many friends -- a yipper came by the other day -- but Shonee scared him off before we could make friends. I did have a gopher friend, until Whiskey played too hard with him and he had to have a funeral. Da momma made Da dad come out and remove his body for the funeral. Doodles didn't get to go and neither did Whiskey. I told Whiskey not to play so rough with him, but she wouldn't listen and he died. I felt bad for Mr. Gopher, but I hope they had a nice funeral for him.
Da momma made special Santa Paws Daze hooman cookies and Doodles got a whole one to his self. Sometimes Da momma is so cool like that. No little bites for Doodles!! The whole cookie!!! It was yummy, but it gave me the urps so Da momma said I couldn't have any more.
Well better get back to the couch and make sure Da dad is okay!
Everyone have a great Santa Paws Daze and I hope you all get lots and lots of presents and cookies!!
Doodles Out!
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Christmas Tag!
Oh, Doodles loves a good game of tag!!!
The rules are:The player of this game starts with "3 things he/she would love to get for Christmas", and then lists "3 things he/she definitely does not want to get for Christmas." Then, he/she tags 5 friends and lists their names. The ones who get tagged need to write on their blogs about their Christmas wishes, as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. And, the one who tags, needs to leave a comment that says, "You've been Christmas tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
What Doodles would love for Christmas:
1. SNOW!!!! We never get snow.
2. Da dad to be all well and be able to wrestle with me.
3. More time with Da momma and Da dad.
What Doodles does NOT want for Christmas:
1. A bath
2. Anyone to brush me
3. Any of my friends to get hurt or worse.
I've decided I'm not going to tag anyone in particular -- so if you are reading this, consider yourself tagged! Just leave me a comment and tell me and I'll come visit your blog.
Doodles Out!
The rules are:The player of this game starts with "3 things he/she would love to get for Christmas", and then lists "3 things he/she definitely does not want to get for Christmas." Then, he/she tags 5 friends and lists their names. The ones who get tagged need to write on their blogs about their Christmas wishes, as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. And, the one who tags, needs to leave a comment that says, "You've been Christmas tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
What Doodles would love for Christmas:
1. SNOW!!!! We never get snow.
2. Da dad to be all well and be able to wrestle with me.
3. More time with Da momma and Da dad.
What Doodles does NOT want for Christmas:
1. A bath
2. Anyone to brush me
3. Any of my friends to get hurt or worse.
I've decided I'm not going to tag anyone in particular -- so if you are reading this, consider yourself tagged! Just leave me a comment and tell me and I'll come visit your blog.
Doodles Out!
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Da dad Update and More!
Dusty Doodles Reporting from sunny and cold Calliforna!
Da dad is getting better! Slowly. Too slowly for Doodles. I tried last night to get him to play bitey with me and he said no, then I tried to get him to wrestle with me and Da momma yelled at me! Doodles was just trying to make Da dad feel betters. I heard Da momma tell him to make our soup today -- I sure hope he does it, cuz no one like Da momma's soups.
Outside of trying to play with Da dad, I been giving him lots and lots of kisses and sitting as close to him as he will let me. See he has a big boo-boo on his chest and it really looks like it hurts a lot, so he doesn't let me get on his lap or anything -- but I been trying. Da momma tolds me that I have to be gentle, so I been gentle. How long til I get my real Da dad back??
In other news, SadieMae came to visit, but I didn't gets to play with her. Da momma said her and Da sister were too busy taking care of Da dad to watch us. So SadieMae gots to stay in the back pen and in the house and Doodles had to stay outside. It was okay, cuz Da dad and Da momma and Da sister comed to visit me and stuff.
We gots turkey on Turkey Days. It was yummy. Then Da momma made us a soup with the turkey -- it was alright. Da dad makes it better.
SadieMae and Da sister left and then we gots to come in the house. That was good, cuz I needed to be with Da dad and give him kisses and stuff.
It's been pretty cool here at night. Down into the 20's even. Doodles likes it and thinks it's just right for moon bathing. Da momma gots all worried about how cold it was at night and got us new fluffs for our houses. I kicked it outta my outside house, it makes it too hot in there for Doodles.
Well that's it for now, maybe more later. I'm gonna try to go visit some blogs this afternoon, but we'll see if Da momma steal the computer back!!
Doodles Out!
Da dad is getting better! Slowly. Too slowly for Doodles. I tried last night to get him to play bitey with me and he said no, then I tried to get him to wrestle with me and Da momma yelled at me! Doodles was just trying to make Da dad feel betters. I heard Da momma tell him to make our soup today -- I sure hope he does it, cuz no one like Da momma's soups.
Outside of trying to play with Da dad, I been giving him lots and lots of kisses and sitting as close to him as he will let me. See he has a big boo-boo on his chest and it really looks like it hurts a lot, so he doesn't let me get on his lap or anything -- but I been trying. Da momma tolds me that I have to be gentle, so I been gentle. How long til I get my real Da dad back??
In other news, SadieMae came to visit, but I didn't gets to play with her. Da momma said her and Da sister were too busy taking care of Da dad to watch us. So SadieMae gots to stay in the back pen and in the house and Doodles had to stay outside. It was okay, cuz Da dad and Da momma and Da sister comed to visit me and stuff.
We gots turkey on Turkey Days. It was yummy. Then Da momma made us a soup with the turkey -- it was alright. Da dad makes it better.
SadieMae and Da sister left and then we gots to come in the house. That was good, cuz I needed to be with Da dad and give him kisses and stuff.
It's been pretty cool here at night. Down into the 20's even. Doodles likes it and thinks it's just right for moon bathing. Da momma gots all worried about how cold it was at night and got us new fluffs for our houses. I kicked it outta my outside house, it makes it too hot in there for Doodles.
Well that's it for now, maybe more later. I'm gonna try to go visit some blogs this afternoon, but we'll see if Da momma steal the computer back!!
Doodles Out!
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Da Dad is HOME!!!
DustyDoodles reporting!
Da Dad is HOME!!!!!!! He is walking pretty funny and slow and he smells really funny -- but he's home!! He even came outside and visited Doodles!!
Da momma says no dogs in the house for a couple more days, cuz she's afraid that we would knock him down and Doodles understands that -- we huskies are not doglets and we have lots of energy and stuff. Doodles doesn't wanna hurt Da dad by making him fall or anything, so I can wait to come in. Da dad is HOME!!!!!
Da momma says that Da dad has to walk lots and lots, so every time he walks he comes to my pen and visits with me -- I make sure to give him lots of kisses and woo to him, telling him how much I love him and missed him. I'm sure it's helping him feel better.
Da momma says maybe tomorrow Whiskey and Doodles can come in for a little while and visit. I hope so. Doodles wants to snuggles next to Da dad and kiss him all better. Da momma says Doodles has to be gentle. Doodles can do that!!
Tomorrow Sadie Mae is coming -- or tonight -- Doodles forgets. That will be fun. Da sister came on the huskymobile in the sky, so she didn't bring Sadie Mae with her, Auntie Jen is gonna
drive Sadie Mae here.
Sister has been making the foods and they are better than Da momma's. Not as good as Da dad, but better then Da momma. Tomorrow we gets TURKEY cuz it's Turkey day!!! Da sister promised!!
Better go -- before I gets caught in the computer room!!
Doodles Out!!!
Da Dad is HOME!!!!!!! He is walking pretty funny and slow and he smells really funny -- but he's home!! He even came outside and visited Doodles!!
Da momma says no dogs in the house for a couple more days, cuz she's afraid that we would knock him down and Doodles understands that -- we huskies are not doglets and we have lots of energy and stuff. Doodles doesn't wanna hurt Da dad by making him fall or anything, so I can wait to come in. Da dad is HOME!!!!!
Da momma says that Da dad has to walk lots and lots, so every time he walks he comes to my pen and visits with me -- I make sure to give him lots of kisses and woo to him, telling him how much I love him and missed him. I'm sure it's helping him feel better.
Da momma says maybe tomorrow Whiskey and Doodles can come in for a little while and visit. I hope so. Doodles wants to snuggles next to Da dad and kiss him all better. Da momma says Doodles has to be gentle. Doodles can do that!!
Tomorrow Sadie Mae is coming -- or tonight -- Doodles forgets. That will be fun. Da sister came on the huskymobile in the sky, so she didn't bring Sadie Mae with her, Auntie Jen is gonna
drive Sadie Mae here.
Sister has been making the foods and they are better than Da momma's. Not as good as Da dad, but better then Da momma. Tomorrow we gets TURKEY cuz it's Turkey day!!! Da sister promised!!
Better go -- before I gets caught in the computer room!!
Doodles Out!!!
Monday, November 20, 2006
Da Dad Update!
DustyDoodles Reporting!!
Thank you to everyhusky, everydoglet and everydog for the woo's and prayers for my Da dad. Da dad is still in the hospital. Da momma told me that he got monia and was really sick after the operation. Doodles doesn't know what monia is, but it doesn't sound too good. Da momma says Da dad is getting better slowly. Doodles hopes so, cuz Da momma makes icky foods for me.
In other news -- Da sister is here!!!! Da sister is here!!! DoInG tHe HaPpY hUsKy DaNcE!!!! Doodles loves Da sister!!!! Da sister comed to help Da momma take care of the Da dad, so that must mean he's coming home soon??? Doodles misses Da dad.
I just heard Da momma tell Da sister to make our breakfast foods -- Doodles bets she does better then Da momma!!!
Doodles Out!!
Thank you to everyhusky, everydoglet and everydog for the woo's and prayers for my Da dad. Da dad is still in the hospital. Da momma told me that he got monia and was really sick after the operation. Doodles doesn't know what monia is, but it doesn't sound too good. Da momma says Da dad is getting better slowly. Doodles hopes so, cuz Da momma makes icky foods for me.
In other news -- Da sister is here!!!! Da sister is here!!! DoInG tHe HaPpY hUsKy DaNcE!!!! Doodles loves Da sister!!!! Da sister comed to help Da momma take care of the Da dad, so that must mean he's coming home soon??? Doodles misses Da dad.
I just heard Da momma tell Da sister to make our breakfast foods -- Doodles bets she does better then Da momma!!!
Doodles Out!!
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Da Dad
Dusty Doodles reporting here!
Thought I would write just a quick post and let all my friends know that Da dad had his operation today. Da momma and Da dad left very early this morning and Da momma came home this afternoon. She says the operation went good and Da dad is see you. Doodles knows that makes no sense, but honest that's what Da momma says. Da momma says if all goes well, Da dad will be home in a few days -- so, everyhusky, everydoglet, everydog, please keep saying good Woos for Da dad and keep him in your thoughts. Doodles wants his Da dad to come home soon.
Doodles Out!
PS -- Da momma is back to feeding us and it's just not right.
Thought I would write just a quick post and let all my friends know that Da dad had his operation today. Da momma and Da dad left very early this morning and Da momma came home this afternoon. She says the operation went good and Da dad is see you. Doodles knows that makes no sense, but honest that's what Da momma says. Da momma says if all goes well, Da dad will be home in a few days -- so, everyhusky, everydoglet, everydog, please keep saying good Woos for Da dad and keep him in your thoughts. Doodles wants his Da dad to come home soon.
Doodles Out!
PS -- Da momma is back to feeding us and it's just not right.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Da Dad Needs Prayers
Dusty Doodles reporting!
Da momma is gonna help me with this post, with my spelling and 'plaining stuff cuz you know friends, that Doodles isn't that good at that kind of thing.
This picture is of me and my Da dad with Tundra. Da dad is loving on Doodles.
Sorry I haven't posted before now, but things have happened really quick at our house and Da dad and Da momma have been gone a lot. That means Doodles and Whiskey had to stay outside and I couldn't get to the computer.
It seems that my Da dad is not well. And Da momma and him have been having to go to lots of doctors -- Da momma told me they are not all nice like Doctor Brenda. Now they tell me that Da dad has to have a big operation, not like when Doodles was broken and got fixed, but a really big operation on his heart. Doodles is gonna let Da momma tell you now.
This is Dusty's human Mom. Dusty has not been in the house for his usual rotations, because we as having some medical issues with my husband. Ray will be going in for a quadruple by-pass surgery on Wednesday, November 15th. This was found totally by accident, and has as a result been quite a shock to the whole family. We are still trying to adjust to it and come to terms with it. I assure all of Dusty's friends, that he is still being fed and is not being abused. After surgery, during the initial home recovery, the 5 dogs will have to stay outside to keep them from being over-exerburant with Ray and causing injury. When Ray feels up to it and I feel he can handle them, we will again put them on their normal rotation and Dusty will again be stealing the computer.
Okay it's me Doodles back again. Doodles knew he couldn't explain all that to you, so I hopes you don't mind that I asked Da momma to do it for me. We are trying to be good outside, but we do miss our times with Da dad -- who hasn't been to see us in a few days. Da momma is feeding us now, and well, she gives us plenty of foods and stuff, and Doodles doesn't want to hurt her feelings, but honestly?? Da dad makes our foods better.
So that's the big news in our house. Minor news is a stinky cat got hit by a car right up from our house. He died. It's also been raining!!! Doodles loves the rain, cuz the rain means MUD!!!! Da momma calls me a mud puppy!
Well Doodles better go and check on Da dad, I want to lay really close to him before his operation and make sure he knows that Doodles loves him bunches.
So everyhusky, every doglet, everydog, please say special prayers from my Da dad and keep your paws crossed for us.
Doodles Out!
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Pumpkin Time!
Dusty Doodles Reporting!
We gots our pumpkins yesterday. Doodles didn't think we'd get pumpkins this year, cuz Da momma said she couldn't find any our size. So yesterday she gots on the phone and called and called and then went bye-bye in the car and when she came home she had our PUMPKINS!
We gots our pumpkins yesterday. Doodles didn't think we'd get pumpkins this year, cuz Da momma said she couldn't find any our size. So yesterday she gots on the phone and called and called and then went bye-bye in the car and when she came home she had our PUMPKINS!
Here I am enjoying the first bites on my pumpkin.
Here is Whiskey getting her first EVER pumpkin. Notice I was really chomping on my pumpkin. First you have to eats off the stem part and then you can gets to the good parts.
And here we both are, enjoying our pumpkins.
Doodles loves his pumpkins!
In other news, lets see. I saw Meeshka was talking about re-training her hooman lady. That happens every day here. Seems Da momma is always forgetting when it's time for Doodles to have his cookies. So I have to remind her, lots and lots and sometimes even resort to the claw and the bitie thing.
Da momma says we are having an India summer. I don't know what that is, but it hasn't been very cool during the days, only at night, and Doodles doesn't like that. I thought fall was here and winter was soon to follow and then all of a sudden it's down right hot during the days again. Not any fair I say, and Opy and Charlie need to keep the summers down under with them.
We had a visitor last night, but I'm not sure if it was Yipper or who, cuz I was busy doing the sleepy in the house. Pumpkins wore me out and we gots to sleep in the house last night. Yipper will have to come back tonight, so we can visits. We gots us a bandit too. Least he looks like a bandit. He has a little mask right around his eyes, but it's not a husky kinda mask, it's a bandit kinda mask. He's been trying to get into our outside goodie can, but Da dad put rubber things on it and he can't get in. He chitters at us, but I don't speak bandit too good, so I don't know what he's saying. I hope he keeps coming back though, cuz I'd like to learn his chittering and then we could talk and stuff. Da momma says he can be mean, but he doesn't look too mean to Doodles.
Da momma has still been doing too much of that workie thing. She tolds me that she will go back to her normal workie hours in a couple more weeks. By then it better be winter or something.
Here is one last picture of Doodles, after I had enjoyed my pumpkin -- well I still have some left.
Better go and finish my pumpkin.
Doodles Out!!
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Breaking Weather -- It's Cooler Out there!
Dusty Doodles reporting!
Hey everyhusky, it's almost winter!! Doodles can tell this because it's cooler outside and I am not panting like a panting bear or something. Of course we don't get that snow stuff, only rain and mud, but I can smell the rain on the horizon!! Doodles is very happy! Da dad should be packing up our swimming pools any days now and we should be getting in our straw!
Yes, we gets straw for our pens and our outside houses. Doodles loves it when the straw comes. It comes in big bales and I gets to help Da momma and Da dad distribute it around my pen and in my house. The hoomans say that the straws keeps all the mud from coming into their house, and I guess it does, but it's way fun to play in and hide things in and it smells so good, I just have to rub my whole body in it!! I can't wait for the straws to come!!
In other news, Da sister went home, but not before she gave me more sammich. This sammich wasn't pig butt, it was cowdog butt. I hoped it wasn't one of my cowdog friends that are missing. Da momma says they went north for the winter, but I think she's lying, because I watch the birds and stuff and everything goes south for the winter.
We had a near flood in the hooman house and I didn't do it!! See in the kitchen they have this bucket where the faucet is and it drains out somewheres -- I don't know where that water goes -- anyway, one day Da dad was washing the dishes in the kitchen bucket (I know, I could've washed them, but they won't let me) and the bucket overflowed. Da dad said a lot of bad words about clog and stopped up and stuff. So he took everything out of that cupboard under the hooman bucket and I gots to help him fix where the water goes. I tried to hold the portable light thing, but he thought I was stealing it and took it away. I was just trying to help. Then I thought I would hand him his toys -- except he calls them tools, but again, he thought I was stealing them. He made me go outside and locked me and Whiskey out there, so we wouldn't continue helping him. He said he didn't need our kind of help. I wonder who helped him then??
Anyway Da dad finally got the water to go wherever it goes and Da momma was much happier.
Whiskey got her first gopher. He died when she tried to play with him. I tried to tell her that you have to be gentle or they die too quick, but she didn't listen. She then laid him out for Da momma to find -- again, I told her bad idea, because Da momma would take it away for the funeral and we wouldn't get to go. Sure enough, Da momma and Da dad took the gopher and had the funeral without us.
Well better run -- now that we can run, cuz it's not a million degrees out there!!
Doodles out!
Hey everyhusky, it's almost winter!! Doodles can tell this because it's cooler outside and I am not panting like a panting bear or something. Of course we don't get that snow stuff, only rain and mud, but I can smell the rain on the horizon!! Doodles is very happy! Da dad should be packing up our swimming pools any days now and we should be getting in our straw!
Yes, we gets straw for our pens and our outside houses. Doodles loves it when the straw comes. It comes in big bales and I gets to help Da momma and Da dad distribute it around my pen and in my house. The hoomans say that the straws keeps all the mud from coming into their house, and I guess it does, but it's way fun to play in and hide things in and it smells so good, I just have to rub my whole body in it!! I can't wait for the straws to come!!
In other news, Da sister went home, but not before she gave me more sammich. This sammich wasn't pig butt, it was cowdog butt. I hoped it wasn't one of my cowdog friends that are missing. Da momma says they went north for the winter, but I think she's lying, because I watch the birds and stuff and everything goes south for the winter.
We had a near flood in the hooman house and I didn't do it!! See in the kitchen they have this bucket where the faucet is and it drains out somewheres -- I don't know where that water goes -- anyway, one day Da dad was washing the dishes in the kitchen bucket (I know, I could've washed them, but they won't let me) and the bucket overflowed. Da dad said a lot of bad words about clog and stopped up and stuff. So he took everything out of that cupboard under the hooman bucket and I gots to help him fix where the water goes. I tried to hold the portable light thing, but he thought I was stealing it and took it away. I was just trying to help. Then I thought I would hand him his toys -- except he calls them tools, but again, he thought I was stealing them. He made me go outside and locked me and Whiskey out there, so we wouldn't continue helping him. He said he didn't need our kind of help. I wonder who helped him then??
Anyway Da dad finally got the water to go wherever it goes and Da momma was much happier.
Whiskey got her first gopher. He died when she tried to play with him. I tried to tell her that you have to be gentle or they die too quick, but she didn't listen. She then laid him out for Da momma to find -- again, I told her bad idea, because Da momma would take it away for the funeral and we wouldn't get to go. Sure enough, Da momma and Da dad took the gopher and had the funeral without us.
Well better run -- now that we can run, cuz it's not a million degrees out there!!
Doodles out!
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Dusty Doodles Reporting!
Da Sister came to visit!!!
Here WhiskeyGirl joins in asking for the sammich. We really, really wanted the sammich and we were giving her our cutest, fluffiest, I want that sammich look.
And look, we got the sammich.
It was a really good sammich. It has pig butt and cheese and stuff on it. Doodles really, really liked it. Doodles wishes that Da sister would come visit more often, so we could get more sammiches.
Doodles Out!!
Monday, September 25, 2006
The Hat's Been Stolen and Other Fun Things
Dusty Doodles reporting here!
Well, the hat Doodles tried so hard to hang on to finally came up. That's right, I frows up. But I buried my hat, except that Whiskey found it and was parading around the yard with it, so Da momma stole it from us. She ruined all the fun. Oh well, at least I kept her on poop detail for a few days. I always have to woowoo to myself when she looks in all my poop with her funny mittens on her paws and stuff. Da momma is so weird.
In other news, Doodles caught a gopher today. See I saw him poke his head out of his hole in my pen and so I waited and waited and waited and waited and when he did it again, I grabbed him and asked him if he wanted to play. I don't think he did, cuz he died. I didn't mean to kill him, honest!! Doodles just didn't know he was so fragile. Da dad came and got him -- he saw me still trying to play with him by throwing him in the air and stuff. So Da dad took him away for his funeral. I didn't get to go and I'm thinking he is buring behind the house some wheres.
Last night my friend, Yipper came looking for me, but I was doing the sleepy in the house. I knew he was out there cuz I could hear him, and I kept waking up Da momma to let me out, but she kept telling me to go to sleepy. Da dad finally gots up and let me out and I pretended I had to pee -- but really I was looking for Yipper. When I woo'd to him, Da dad made me come in the house again. Da momma and Da dad said I kept them awake all night -- well if they would've let me out to play with Yipper, they could've slept. Da momma told Da dad that Yipper (she calls him a coyote) was in the field next to our house when she went to work. They think he's coming in too close and are gonna talk to some Fishmanhooman about what to do. Doodles doesn't understand what the Fishmanhooman knows about Yipper, but I hope he doesn't do anything bad to my friend. I know Da momma would never hurt him, cuz she loves all the critters and especially those that are my friends, but I just don't know about this Fishmanhooman person.
Oh! I heard a rumor and I don't believe it at all. Da dad took my friend, Omani to Dr. Brenda. He wasn't sick or nothing, he just needed his toes cut and Da dad and Da momma are afraid to do that, cuz my friend, Omani doesn't like his feets touched. So he went to Dr. Brenda. Da dad told Da momma that my friend, Omani screamed like a girl when Stacy cut his toes. You know, I don't like my toes cut either -- but it doesn't hurt -- so I really don't think my friend, Omani screamed like a girl. I asked him and he wouldn't tell me.
Da momma is doing that lots of that workie thing again. Something about harvest and rice. I know she works where there is rice, cuz I always smell it on her and it smells pretty good. I don't know what harvest is, but she says that if they don't get the rice in before the rain, then Doodles won't have no rice for his chicken. That would be bad. So I guess if Da momma has to workie lots to get the rice for my chicken it would be okay, but I don't like it much, cuz when she's not here, the compooter room door is shut and I can't get in here to do my blog stuff. In my next life, I'm gonna ask doG for opposable thumbs.
I almost forgot! Yesterday Whiskey and I were trying to dress up for Halloweenie cuz we heard it was coming. We rolled in the sticky stuff that the tree gives off and then rolled in the dirt and grass. We figured we could go treating as tumbleweeds. Da momma wrecked that idea too. When she saw us, she gave us BATHS! AND it was baths with horrible smelling soapy stuff. It was awful. Just awful. I don't know what to do with that Da momma. Steals my hat, steals my gopher, denies me my friends and then gives me a bath. I have to plan something downright evil.
Doodles Out!
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Are all Hoomans Stoopid??
Dusty Doodles reporting!
Doodles has not given up that hat yet and Da momma is busy doing poopie detail. She has to go out there and exam all my poop. Is that stoopid or what?? She must really want that hat back or something!
In other news -- there is CONSTRUCTION going on in my pen! That can only mean one thing -- more play things!!! Da dad was out there yesterday after my birfday celebration and he was building something on the back of my house. Whiskey and Doodles had to go out to the pen this morning and it was this box thing without a top. Pretty tall. Da momma and Da dad went somewheres, so Doodles gots to check it out really good and I peed on it for good measure. But we can't be out there when Da dad is constructing cuz he doesn't like to share his special toys -- Da momma calls them tools. Doodles heard Da momma and Da dad talking about a bedroom for my house and about taking down the playcenter -- cuz Da momma thinks it's getting dangerous -- another stoopid hooman thought. The playcenter is this:
Last year, Da dad added a tunnel to it, but Doodles can't find the pictures of that. Anyways, Da momma is thinking it's dangerous cuz it's old and Whiskey and I have kinda chewed it in places. She says she's afraid we are going fall through it now and break our legs -- is that stoopid or what?? We know where we chewed it and we know how to play king of the mountain and stuff. Anyways I heard Da momma tell Da dad to fix it and leave the tunnel and take away the stairs and the ramp and leave it open, like another veranda. I'm not sure I will like it. Doodles stands on the top to talk to the cowdogs and what happens if Da dad forgets the top?? Plus we won't have a secret hidie spot inside anymore where we can hide our things from Da momma.
But I might like a bedroom for my house. I'll take a picture when Da dad gets done constructing. Some of you might ask why I have a house outside, when I have a house inside. Well, see it's like this -- mean old ShoneeWitch has to have time in the house too. So her pack, that includes my friend, Omani, gets to come in the hoomans house every other night for sleepy time. Doodles and Whiskey has to stay out in the pen on those nights. So we has a special house that Da dad build for us. ShoneeWitch and my friend, Omani and Tundra all have houses in their pen too -- for the nights that Whiskey and Doodles gets to sleepy in the hooman house. That might sound horrible for some of yous, but really it's lots of fun to stay outside all night. At night time is when we have the best visitors -- like stinkycats, and cooncats and yippers (Da momma calls then coyoters). If Doodles didn't stay out every other night then I wouldn't have them animules as friends. So it's pretty cool.
Better go and supervise Da dad.
Doodles Out~
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