Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Peepols are Stupid!



Dusty Doodles Reporting!!

Doodles wants to warn everypup! Someone came to our house and threw cookies in at us -- we thought they were nice peepols, but they were very bad. The cookies had poison on them and Tunman got sick.

He is okay now and thank doG, that most of the cookies that they threw at us didn't make it into our pens. Da momma and Da dad picked them all up and turned them over to Animul Control. They's the good peepols that help us huskies and other pups.

Doodles is glad Tunman is okay. BUT everypup and thier hooman needs to be extra careful and check your yards and pens every day before you gets the ugly peepols, who are very bad, in your neighborhood throwing cookies in your yard.

Be careful!

Doodles Out!!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

A Visit From StinkyKat

Dusty Doodles Reporting!!

Lots of things to tell you today!!

Last night was Doodles and Whiskey's night in the pen...we spend every other night out in our pen becuz of Meanie Shonee. Anyway, we had a very special visitor!!

STINKYKAT!!!

Yup, yup, yup!! StinkyKat camed right up to our pen and even gave Whiskey and Doodles some special StinkyKat perfume. It sure smells nice, but it burns your eyes and when you gets it in your nose, it makes you do this foam at the mouth stuff. Oh, but the smell is truly wonderful. Da dad smelled it when he camed out to bring us our foods this morning and Doodles thinks he still had the foamy stuff in his mouth, cuz the Da dad got the house and rinse my mouths out and my eyes -- that felt better. Then he sprayed Whiskey and Doodles with the water. He had to go to the exoptic animul place today.

When Da momma came home she brought us in the house and at first she thoughts that just me, the Doodles got the special perfume, but then she realized that Whiskey smelled pretty too. So, get this, she makes us this special stuff and puts it all over our faces -- it takes our perfume away!!! Whatz up with that??? She said somefin about we reeked. Doodles doesn't know what that means, but I don't think it's good!

Doodles hope that StinkyKat will come back soon and share some more of his special perfume with us. Next time I'm gonna close my eyes and mouths.

In other news, we have new furreal cats that are hanging out. See, Da momma feeds the furreal cats, but in a place that we can't get to them. They are pretty fragile and when Doodles tries to play with them, they have a habit of dying. So Da momma puts their foods away from us and our pens. But, them furreal cats aren't too smart, they keep coming closer and closer to our pens. Maybe they wants to play?? Da momma is pretty worried about them and has to trap them to take them to Dr. Brenda, cuz she says that the furreal cats are broken like puppies and have to get fixed. They don't look broken to Doodles, they look like they wants to play. Maybe these two new furreal cats aren't so fragile and could play -- I hope so.

Da dad reports as the exoptic animul farm they have a baby roo. AND he's in his momma's pocket. Da dad is gonna take the camera and see if he can get a picture so Doodles can show you. But Da dad said he sticks his head out of the pocket and he's really cute. Da dad said his name is Joey. Doodles thinks that's a nice name for him and Doodles can't wait to see pictures of him!!

Gotta go, time for dinner!!

Doodles Out!!!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Stoopid Hoomans! A Lesson in Siberians!

Dusty Doodles Reporting!!
My Da momma is really frustrated and so, I decided to help her. Da momma belongs to several email groups about us Siberians and it seems as though lots of peepole are joining these groups who have gotten a wee little Siberian and don't know the first thing about them. Da momma is frustrated becuz she joined these groups long, long before Doodles came here and she has always helped peepoles with their Siberians and other dogs. Now, that does not mean Da momma knows everything, becuz we all know that hoomans are stoopid, but she knows plenty about us Siberians and it takes us lots of thinking to pull something over on her. Seems she's on to all our tricks and ever some we haven't thought of yet!
So, Doodles is going to write the most frustrating things peepoles say that makes my Da momma scream. Doodles doesn't like that high pitched scream. Then Doodles will answer those questions hisself. Since other peepoles don't want to listen to Da momma, maybe they will listen to Doodles!!
My puppy just made a noise, it sounded like a 'wow', is he sick, is this normal?
That is called a woo and most all of us Siberians do that to try to communicate with you stoopid hoomans that can't seem to read tail, ear and lip language. Some Siberians say woo, some aroo, some roo, and some awrrooo. All are correct. It means different things at different times. I've been known to tell a whole woo story for 15 or 20 minutes. When Da momma tries to say woo, she always says the wrong thing and makes me mad, so it's best if you don't try to woo back at your pup.
My puppy is coming home tomorrow, he's 6 weeks old, help!!
You pup is too young to come to your house. He still needs his momma and brothers and sisters. See it's like this, pups need to learn about things like bite inhibition and when to play bitie and what it means when no one will play with you. Dog mommas teach us those things and much more. When a hooman takes us away from our dog mommas at 6 weeks, they are STOOPID!! Leave that pup where he is for at least another 3-4 weeks. Doodles didn't come to our house until he was 11 weeks old. Da momma thought that was the perfect age and I agree. I didn't miss my brothers and sisters, didn't cry all night, and had lots of fun. My signals to go potty were more recognizable to Da momma and the other hoomans and it was much easier to potty train me then it was with any other younger pup.
Help! My little pup has the runs and is vomiting!
Doh! Get off the computer, stoopid hooman and get that pup to the dog doctor. If you need Dr. Brenda's number look it up! Pups who are going out both ends are very sick and could die. Why are you wasting your time with a bunch of other stoopid hoomans?
I researched this breed, but no where did it say it would lose so much fur, there must be something wrong with my dog.
Wooo! You did not research SIBERIAN HUSKIES if you did not know we shed. We shed all year long and then twice a year we attempt to take over the world with our shedding -- that's called blow. See, what happens is we shed all our under furs and our guardy hairs and make big piles, the thought is that when we get enough fluff on the ground, we will all sneeze at once, all the Siberians all over the world, and it will blow up into a white cloud. During that white cloud blow up, the hoomans will be sneezing and rubbing their eyes and then quick, we will put Turbo in the White House (after which it will be called Turbo's House) and Siberian's will take over the world. It hasn't worked thus far becuz the stoopid hoomans got Dysons and cleaners and sucker things to suck up our fluff. BUT, we are working on a plan to grow bionic furs so it will break all those hooman machines. Meeshka has it about perfected now.
That's enough for today -- Da momma is right, these stoopid questions are frustrating!! If you have any questions about Siberians for Doodles, send them and I'll answer more questions next time!
Doodles Out!!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Dumpossum is Deadpossum

Dusty Doodles Reporting!!!

Dumpossum is Deadpossum. NO! Doodles did not kill him. Da momma did!!

Da momma was on her way to workie and she ran over deadpossum with her car thing. Before you get mad, she didn't mean to, she said she ran right in front of her and she couldn't stop in time.

Of course she stopped after and she was dead. She wasn't just playing deadpossum, which Doodles understands they can do. Da momma said she was really dead. The Deadpossum had babies on her back though and Da momma ranned over a couple of them as well. But some were alive, so she called Da dad to bring her a crate. She tells me that her and Da dad gots them into the crate and she took them to a lady who raised deadpossums.

No, she did not take my crate -- she took the cats' crate. My crate is too big for baby deadpossums.

That's all that's new in the country. The cowdogs are still missing, but Doodles hasn't seen them build any puppochino place, so maybe they aren't going to build a city or anything.

What's new in your country?

Doodles Out!!

Sunday, October 07, 2007

MISSING!!!



Dusty Doodles Reporting!

Have you seen the cowdogs that used to live across the street from me?? They are missing.

They were there on Friday, cuz they comed to the fence and we visited for a while. But, on Saturday afternoon when Doodles went back out to my pen, they were gone!

Not only were they gone, but someone took their water tanks and their pens and even part of their fence!! Doodles doesn't think they just escaped, cuz where would the water tanks be?? The tanks were too big for them to carry them or even drag them.

Doodles asked Da momma if she say what happened to the cowdogs, but she said she didn't. She did see a pickemup truck out there this morning on her way to workie, but there were no cowdogs. Doodles wants the cowdogs back where they belong!

Da momma says she hopes they didn't sell that property and they better not be gonna build houses there either. Doodles thinks that was her way of saying she wants the cowdogs to come home too.

You don't think they would build houses there, do you?? I been thinking about it and I know about 5 years ago, when I was just a little pup, they came and paved the road, so it's not dirt anymore. Doodles thinks they have the paved roads in the cities, right?? About 3 years ago or so, they gave us an actual address, where we don't have an RR on our mail box any more. People in the cities have real addresses, don't they?? Doodles knows that men have been in the road measuring with measuring things. Aren't the cities all measured and stuff??

Oh my doG, they are gonna build a city where the cowdogs lived!! Doodles don't want to live in the city!!! Doodles is a country hooskey!! What will happen to Yip and Mr.Bob and Jack if they build a city?? Please, this is important, write your city peoples and tell them Dusty Doodles doesn't want a city!!!

I'm so upset, it must be time for more cookies!!

Doodles Out!

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Yip and Yippers!

Dusty Doodles Reporting!!!



Doodles has read all of your comments and it seems that many of my friends are not sure exactly what Yip is. Yip is kinda like us dogs, but he is a kyotee. Doodles calls them Yippers because instead of barking or woo-ing like normal pups, they yiiiiiippppp.

Da momma says that Yippers are kinda like wild dogs. They are a member of our sitific family, but more like distant cousins or somefin.

Doodles will tell you what Yip has told me about Yippers.

Yippers don't like hoomans. They are very afraid of hoomans because hoomans set traps for them that catch their legs and then they shoot them with the bang things and they die. So Yippers don't want anything to do with hoomans at all. They don't have a house, not even a dog house, but they do have denz. Denz are places that they sleep and have their pups. The Yippers have to make their own denz. I tried it and dug a big hole under my house, Yip said it was pretty good, but it would have to be way deeper and bigger at the sleepy end for a Yipper to be able to use it.

Yippers also don't have cookies. See, cuz they don't like hoomans, they have no one to give them cookies or their foods for that matter. They have to find their own foods. Yip told me it's hard work to find your own foods, cuz first you have to find it, then sneak up on it and then run after if and kill it, all before you gets to eat it. And it's not cooked. Doodles doesn't mind the not cooked part, sometimes Doodles gets uncooked meats and stuffs, and Doodles doesn't mind running after his foods -- but it sure seems like lots of hard work, just to get your foods. Yip also told me that sometimes he has to go days and days without foods, cuz either he can't find any or the foods are faster then he is and they runs away.

Yip told me he eats mice and rats and Jacks. I couldn't believe that Yips would eat Jacks, cuz Jacks are my friends too. But I guess if you are really hungry a Jack might look pretty good to eat. Yip also eats kittycats that hoomans don't keep in the house. He told me that kittycats make pretty good foods, cuz the little ones aren't very smart or fast and one time he was running after a little kittycat and the kittycat ran right into his denz! He also said sometimes he gets lucky and a cowpup is born and is sick so he doesn't have to run after those. So sometimes he gets those too. But he has to be careful, cuz the momma cowpup will kick at him and stuff. Oh and sometimes he gets chicken too, but he has to take the feathers off himself.

Yip told Doodles that he feels pretty safe coming to my house cuz he has watched us the whole time we have lived here and he knows that Da momma and Da dad don't hurt Yippers or any other animul. Every winter, when it's cold and there aren't too many foods running around for Yip, Da momma will put meats out for him, so he has something to eats. Da momma says it's probably not the smartest thing to do, cuz she doesn't want him to get habituated (whatever that means) to hoomans and hoomans giving them food, but she feels sorry for him. So Da momma will buy extra chickens and stuffs for him in the winter time. I tolds Da momma to leave him some cookies too, cuz Yip said he would like to try them sometime.

So, even though Yippers are kinda like us pups, they are lots different. And their lives are lots harder then ours -- they don't have couches or houses or air conditioning or nothing. They only have what they can find.

Hope that answers some questions.

Doodles Out!!!

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

More Animuls!!!

Dusty Doodles Reporting!!

Doodles appreciates all the comments!! Da momma has been keeping up her end of our deal and giving me a cookie for each comment!! And yes, Holly, commenting twice, earns me two cookies!! So please help keep Doodles in cookies!!

Doodles is thinking that since everyhusky and pup liked the pictures of the xoptic animuls, I would post some more and tell you what I know about them.

They have lots of animuls at the xoptic farm and Da dad says it's a petting place. Doodles thinks he should go there, cuz then I could get lots more pets!!!

Anywoo -- here is the first animul of the night ---
This is a kind of chickenbird, his name Ostris. He is really big. The first picture in last night's post was a picture of his face. Da dad says he doesn't fly but he is still a bird. He is the biggest chickenbird I have ever seen. Look at the size of his leg --- doesn't that look like a yummy meal??

This is another kind of chickenbird. His name is Peecock. Doodles doesn't know who thinks up these names, but they are stupid. Anywoo, this chickenbird has lots of very pretty feathers, but not much meat. What good is that??

This is the tallest dog Doodles has ever seen. Da dad says his name is Yawma. Da dad says he's a pack animul, but Doodles is a pack animul and Yawma doesn't look anything like Doodles. Da momma said when she was there visiting, Yawma and his friends tried to spit on her. Doodles thinks that dogs don't spit, and maybe Yawma was trying to kiss Da momma. Doodles always kisses Da momma.

One last picture of the xoptic animuls tonight and then a very special picture!!

Da dad calls this a pocket pet, but Doodles isn't sure if he is in the Roo's pocket or not. This guy's name is Hegerhog. It sure looks like a porkipine to me, but Doodles has never seen a porkipine in a pocket either. The only things in pockets are COOKIES. Maybe Hegerhog is a cookie?? What do you think??

And now, a very special picture!!

This is a picture of my special Yipper friend!!! He came to visit the other morning and as he was leaving, Da momma got this picture of him!! He visits pretty regularly now and we talk to each other -- Doodles does woo and he does yiiiip and we talk all night sometimes!! He has some neat stories to tell, about chasing Jacks and Bob's and stuff. And one night he told me that Mr. Hoot swooped outta the air and dive bombed him. He was pretty scared he said. He looks little in this picture, but Yip is my size and sometimes he hangs out right outside of my pen. Whiskey doesn't like him too much, but she's getting used to him and I even heard her woo to him once!!

That's all for tonight -- keep the comments coming -- I need more cookies!!

Doodles Out!!





Monday, October 01, 2007

WOOOHOOOO I'm Back!!!





Dusty Doodles Reporting!!






Hey friends, gosh do I have any left?? I'm back!!! It's been a long time since I've posted and much has happened. The reason why I haven't posted is because Blogger is stupid and wouldn't let me in!! They finally decided to be less stupid and here Doodles is!!!


Right after my last post, Da momma went to the dessert to visit Da sister. She was gone a few days and when she came back she just complained about how hot it was in the dessert. She did take pictures though!!



Here is a picture of SadieMae and the Husky that Da momma gave her. SadieMae is trying to become a Husky and needs some help.
Da momma said SadieMae really liked her Husky and carried it around and played with it. Do you think SadieMae will become a real Husky??


This is a picture of Da sister and Timmay. Doodles really likes Timmay and I hopes him and Da sister stay together for a long time. They are going to come and visit at Turkey Day and Doodles already has plans to sit on Da sister's head. Doodles also plans on giving Timmay lots of kisses because he doesn't like doggy kisses!!! woowooowooo



While Da momma was in the dessert she went to visit her new great nephew pup. His name is Caycee. Doodles likes that name and thinks that we should get a new pup of the Woo kind with that name. Da momma says no. Here is a picture of Da momma and the Caycee pup.





When Da momma came home from the dessert, Da dad got a news job. 'Member last year this time, Da dad had his big neuter on his heart and Doodles was very scared. Well, Da dad is all better and got tired of staying home with Doodles, so he gots himself a workie job. Now, don't get all scared, Doodles talked to Da momma about it and she thinks it's good for him. Da dad's workie job is at the animal farm. They have xoptic animals there. Here are some pictures of them.



This is a roo. I've not met him, but Da dad says he's pretty nice. I know he smells nice, cuz I always smells Da dad real good when he comes home. Da dad helps take care of him and says he built hims a dinner table and a shade shelter. One time Meanie Shonee had to eat roobutt, I don't think it was this roobutt, cuz his butt looks in one piece, but it was some roobutt. We wondered what a roo was and what a roobutt looked like, nows we knows.



This is another picture or the roo. He looks kinda cute, don't you think?? Da momma says he has a special pocket that he carries his babies in. Doodles doesn't believe it.

Doodles will post more pictures of the animals at Da dad's xoptic animal farm where he does the workie job, but right now it's time for my dinner.

Doodles Out!!